Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Holy crap I’m dancing! This is like the best thing since my kitchen caught on fire the other day. It was the darndest thing really. I had just about all my daggon coffee makers making coffee. Cause’ y’know that’s what they do, right? And Jacob, the big one on the far left lept into the sink. When that happen he started pooping sparks. IT WAS AWESOME! Unfortunately one of them daggoned sparks landed on my bum. I was always told when you are on fire to Run, Jump and Flail. I had so much fun doing that! While I was doing that though, lots of other things in my kitchen started to burn. I guess next time I should run outside or something. But I sure did enjoy it!

“Look at me. I’m dancing! I’M DANCING!”

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